24 Classic 'Actual Advice Mallard' Memes Full Of Clever Life Hacks

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Jul 11, 2019 6:00 PM EDT

We love the weird AF always-changing culture of memes nowadays, but sometimes we all just need a little OG fix. The "Actual Advice Mallard" meme is from all the way back in 2011. Can you even remember what was going on in 2011? We certainly don't. 

Anyway, enjoy these memes full of life hacks that you probably didn't previously know!

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  • 01
    Meme - "IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSE A TAB CTRL SHIFT T REOPENS IT"
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  • 02
    Meme - "INSTEAD OF PRESSING CTRL ALT+DEL THEN CLICKING THE TASK MANAGER BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS CTRL+SHIFT ESC TOOPEN TASK MANAGER DIRECTLY"
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  • 03
    Meme - "CHEW GUM WHILE CHOPPING ONIONS YOUR EYES WON'T WATER"
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  • 04
    Meme - "WHEN SEARCHING PLANE TICKETS ONLINE DELETE YOUR COOKIES PRICES CAN SOMETIMES GO UP IF YOU VISIT A SITE MULTIPLE TIMES"
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  • 05
    Meme - "IF YOU SEND A LOT OF EMAILS WITH GMAIL CLICK THE GEAR ICON, GO TO SETTINGS, THEN TO LABS AND ENABLE UNDO SEND THIS ALLOWS YOU TO UNDO SENDING AN EMAIL AFTER A FEW SECONDS IF YOU MESS UP"
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  • 06
    advice mallard - Bird - IF THEY DON'T WANT TO WEAR A CONDOM OR DON'T MAKE YOU WEAR ONE THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T WITH EVERYONE ELSE EITHER
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  • 07
    advice mallard - Bird - IFYOU DROP AN EARRING OR A SMALL SCREW TURNOFF THE LIGHTS AND USEA FLASHLIGHT TO FIND IT
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  • 08
    advice mallard - Duck - YOU CAN HEAL PAPER CUTS AND IMMEDIATELY STOP THE PAIN WITH CHAP STICK quickmemo.co
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  • 09
    advice mallard - Bird - COCONUT OIL ISAHEALTHY AND NATURAL MAKE UPREMOVER
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  • 10
    advice mallard - Bird - DISORIENTEDIN ANEIGHBORHOOD YOU'VENEVER BEEN IN? LOOK FOR SATELLITE DISHES ON THE HOUSES. THEY FACE SOUTH
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  • 11
    advice mallard - Bird - DRINK ONE GLASS OF WATER WITH EVERY ALCOHOLICDRINK TO HELPAVOID A HANGOVER
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  • 12
    advice mallard - Bird - IFTRYING TO CATCHALOOSEDOG, GETTHEIR ATTENTION AND THEN RUN THE OTHERWAY THIS NATURALLYCOMPELS THEM TOGIVE CHASE, RATHER THAN RUN FROM YOU.
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  • 13
    advice mallard - Bird - GET PERFECTLY CLEAR ICE CUBES BY BOILING FRESH WATER BEFORE FREEZING IT quickmcmo.com
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  • 14
    advice mallard - Bird - NEVERSEND YOURRESUME ASA WORDFILE INSTEAD PRINTUTTOA PDF FILE, IT'S MUCH CLEANER AND PROFESSIONAL LOOKING
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  • 15
    advice mallard - Bird - NEED TO MAKEA CHOICE BETWEEN TWOOPTIONS? FLIPACOIN.YOU'LL KNOW WHICH CHOICE TO MAKE WHEN YOU REALIZE WHICH SIDE YOU HOPE IT LANDS ON
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  • 16
    advice mallard - Bird - PLACE PIECE OF BREAD IN CONTAINER WITH YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES THEY WILL STAY SOFT quickmemo.co
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  • 17
    advice mallard - Bird - WANT TO QUICKLY FIX ANY PC PROBLEM THAT YOU CANT FIND ASOLUTION FOR? CHOOSE A GIRL'S USERNAME TO REGISTER ON TECH FORUMS YOULL GET ANSWERED QUICKER
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  • 18
    advice mallard - Bird - THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLACE THINGS YOUDONT WANT TO FORGET THE NEXT MORNING. ONTOP OF YOUR SHOES quickmeme.com
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  • 19
    advice mallard - Bird - PUT A DRY TOWEL INTO THE DRYER CLOTHES DRY FASTER quickemo.com
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  • 20
    advice mallard - Bird - WHEN MICROWAVING PIZZA PUTA GLASSOF WATER IN WITH IT IT WILL KEEP THE PIZZA FROM GETTING SPONGEY
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  • 21
    advice mallard - Bird - IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY WRITE ON YOUR WHITEBOARD WITHA PERMANENT MARKER WRITE OVER IT WITH A WHITEBOARD MARKER TO REMOVE IT
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  • 22
    advice mallard - Bird - MAKE BUG BITES STOP ITCHING WITH A BANANA PEEL quickro.com
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  • 23
    advice mallard - Bird - IFYOUNEED TOTELLABELIEVABLE LIE INCLUDEAN EMBARRASSING DETAIL NOBODY WILL DOUBT A STORY THAT MAKES YOU LOOK DUMB qrenacem
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  • 24
    advice mallard - Bird - WHEN YOU'RE GIVING CHANGE, DON'T TRY TO BALANCE THE COINS ON TOP OF THE BILLS GIVE THE COINS FIRST, WHERE THE NATURAL CUP OF THE CUSTOMER'S HAND WILL KEEP THEM IN PLACE AND MAKE THEM LESS LIKELY TO BE DROPPED ade oihgar
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